(Source: versaceslut)

I want to have sex.

I miss the way his hands feel, I miss his smell, I miss his lips, I miss his chest when we would cuddle, I miss his hand on my hip when we’d fall asleep, I miss the way he says my name, I miss him making me decide what was for dinner, I miss him. I miss him a lot. I miss sleeping with him and coming home to him. I miss him so much. And it’s terrible acting like everything’s okay, when it all sucks. I miss it all. I want to be with him.

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

Steven sent dick pics for the first time ever in his life and I 😍😍😍 I can’t even. I wish he were home because mmmm his dick needs some TLC!

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose